No-bullshit meditations.

We cut the bullshit. No mystical crystals, no Sanskrit chanting, no pretentious "find your inner chakra" nonsense. Just practical meditation for real problems that actually works when your day goes to shit.

Our meditations are made by real people who understand that life is messy, stressful, and sometimes completely unfair.

Hell no. You don't need to believe in anything except the fact that your brain could use a break from the chaos.

Our approach is based on practical mindfulness and stress reduction techniques that work whether you're spiritual, atheist, or just someone who needs to not lose their shit at work.

Yes. Our meditations are specifically designed for real-world situations: dealing with asshole coworkers, traffic jams, Monday morning dread, and those days when everything goes wrong.

We test everything with real people who have real jobs and real stress. If it doesn't work in the real world, it doesn't make it into our library.

Most of our meditations are 2-7 minutes because we know you're busy. You can get the benefits without sitting cross-legged for an eternity pretending to be enlightened.

Perfect for your commute, lunch break, or those five minutes before a meeting with people you can't stand.

Look, if you've tried meditation before and thought it was boring hippie bullshit, you're probably right about what you tried. Most meditation content is designed by people who've never had a real job or real problems.

We offer a 30-day money-back guarantee because we're confident our approach actually works for normal humans with normal problems.

We're not angry - we're honest. There's a difference between acknowledging that life sucks sometimes and being pissed off about it.

Our meditations help you find calm and perspective, but we start from a place of honesty about what you're actually dealing with instead of pretending everything is sunshine and rainbows.

Absolutely. While we use honest language in our descriptions, the actual meditations are professional and appropriate for any setting. No one will know you're listening to "anti-bullshit meditation."

Perfect for your desk, commute, or anywhere you need to not lose your mind in public.

One-time payment, no subscription bullshit. Pay once, access forever. We're not trying to nickel and dime you every month like those other apps that promise to "transform your life" for just $9.99/month forever.

Buy it, own it, use it whenever you need it. Simple.